THE SITUATION
What 'drought'?!? There's water all around our city and it's lonely! Let's make a 24/7 salt water Slipe-&-Slide PARTY MACHINE out of Market Street. But we need your help.. Sign the petition today.
-> Swimming in the ocean - APPROVED
-> Swimming in private pools - APPROVED
-> Slip-&-sliding on Market Street - DENIED
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. They just waved.
